Inspired by the TIE Fighters from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, these fun, handmade bow ties feature the unique solar panel wings as the bows and... More
Step aside garden gnomes, fashionable cement geese, that blue gazing ball thing, and plastic pink flamingos, because this cool new Crashed Flying Saucer Statue... More
These cool new yet quite a long, long time ago-inspired magnets look just like the droid restraining bolts attached to C-3PO and R2-D2 by Jawas in Star Wars:... More
This huge, life-sized head of a Tauntaun is a highly detailed replica of the original prop used inStar Wars The Empire Strikes Back. Each of these officially... More
Automatically serve up nuts, seeds, or even dry pet snacks for your baby Rancor Monster with just a wave of your hand, no Jedi powers required, with these cool... More
This massive LEGO model of the Millennium Falcon consists of 7,541 individual pieces, making it one of the biggest LEGO sets ever created
This terrifying Halloween candy bucket is shaped like the elongated head of the double-mouthed, acid for blood xenomorph from the movie ALIEN.
This truly massive LEGO model of the Imperial Star Destroyer, The Devastator, featured in the opening shot of Star Wars: A New Hope consists of 4,784 mostly... More
Sure you could simply use the Force to feed yourself, but until you become a true Jedi master or Sith Lord, I guess you're stuck with these elegant weaponized... More
When Darth Vader wasn't hunting down Rebel scum, blowing up planets, using the Force to choke everyone out, lightsaber-battling with Jedi, and fighting with... More
While not an exact replica of the Emperor Palpatine's majestic throne on the Death Star II in Star Wars Return of the Jedi, this cool new Emperor Throne Arm... More
A massive 7 foot 8 inch tall highly detailed replica of the sarcastic reprogrammed Imperial security droid K-2SO from Star Wars Rogue One.
As you stare out the window of the Death Star contemplating your next strategic move to crush the Rebel Alliance once and for all, reach for this cool new Star... More
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
Don't let a tasty tempting cookie let you become unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality. Simply peer into this cool new ALIEN Ovomorph Egg... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
While R2-D2 has many built-in gadgets and abilities, did you know he could also brew up a tasty cup of coffee that is out of this galaxy as well?
This concrete-looking resin astromech droid is perfect to watch over and guard your garden here on Earth, your home next to a swamp on Dagobah, or even a moisture... More
Are your nostrils and ears being utterly invaded by terrifying alien hairs every single night while you sleep? Do you awaken your family every morning with screams... More
In space, no one can hear you scream, but they will here on Earth when you reach inside this cool new ALIEN Cookie Jar.
This full-size metal replica of BB-8, the utterly adorable droid from Star Wars The Force Awakens, is designed to stand guard on the floor while doubling as... More
